I seen this cave and figured it was empty, on account of my reasonin' skills bein' what they are. Turns out the bear livin' there had different ideas about visitors before his morning coffee. This here drinkin' cup shows me creepin' in with my lantern on one side, and that bear expressin' his hospitality on the other.
This mug captures Robert E. Howard's tall tale hero doin' what he does best: findin' trouble.
